Kenny Shelswell  

I am basically a shit hot runner, stud muffin and all 'round good guy. I have a totally realistic view of myself and am bursting with humility. My strong Eastern philosophic viewpoint has seen my dissolve the ego and become one with my fellow man. Except that sounds a bit gay, but basically I mean I'm really enlightened. And stuff.

None of this may be true. Or it may. But most likely it's not actually 100% true. Maybe not even a little bit true. But then ,maybe it is, you know?